Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Welfare

An excerpt from a conversation I had with Steve Sloane (Hinindar, The Music Box, Wayfarer) about ten minutes ago regarding employment - via computer.

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Steve 12:20am

yo lets get rim jobs next year
are you allowed to again?

Bishop 12:20am

i don't know if they'll let me

Steve 12:20am

dang

Bishop 12:21am

theres lots of shitty jobs out there though
i got fired from world vision

Steve 12:21am

surprised?
I thought you just stopped going anyways

Bishop 12:22am

naw, i was gonna stop but then they let me keep coming

Steve 12:23am

only to fire you?

Bishop 12:23am

i got fired on an unrelated note

Steve 12:23am

?
another "buried my father" joke?
or something along the lines

Bishop 12:24am

there was this tiny women in an SUV and i was standing outside of starbucks..
and she had to get right out of her giant SUV to go into the starbucks
and she had to walk right passed me and it had been a long day of getting ignored by people

Bishop 12:27am

so once she ignored me i said something along the lines of "of course you don't have time to stop. you and your giant SUV had to drive a block to get starbucks.. you're running a tight ship"

Steve 12:27am

...

Bishop 12:27am

"for just the price of a cup of coffee a day..."


Steve 12:27am

fuck
haha

Bishop 12:27am

but she was gone...
and my manager heard and called me after work

Steve 12:28am

heard how?

Bishop 12:29am

The girl i was working with was called a coach
and she's like a fake manager

Steve 12:29am

pfft
pwer tripping cunt

Bishop 12:29am

but she reports to the real deal
it was bond to happen

Steve 12:30am

haha
so what's next for you Chinaski?

Bishop 12:31am

ha, i heard someone talking about a place called "labor now"
where you show up at 4 in the morning and they put you to work for the day

Steve 12:32am

wow, how appropriate

Bishop 12:34am

sounds like it'll give me a nice chance to get to hear the plight of the immigrant

Steve 12:34am

awesome
you'll love that

Bishop 12:35am

i almost washed truck with mexican in breslau once...

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The band is working on getting new music out into your headphones.
Show tonight @ Van Gogh's Ear in Guelph at 9pm.

To hear Steve's music (my favourite songwriter) go to: http://www.myspace.com/hinindartouchthesky



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